Happy 87th birthday, Head of State and Government and Commander in Chief of the Zimbabwe Defence Forces, Comrade Robert Gabriel Mugabe.
May your birthday be filled with love and wonder, though some would say a man in the twilight of his career has nothing to wonder at or look forward to. I on the other hand believe in grasping each moment, squeezing the life out of every minute you’re given on earth.
Have a wonderful day, and I pray you have many, many more! In fact, if I could make you live forever, I would, my Dear Leader.
Now, back to Zimbabwe playing Australia in the ICC Cricket World Cup. I hope the lads make you proud, Uncle Bob.
Do it for your President, boys!