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Tag: nate

PICTURES: Zimbabwean blogger gets EU weapons training

by Joe BlackPosted on4 January, 20194 January, 2019

Shocking images prove that Western powers are training Zimbabweans to overthrow the government. Source: classified In a devastating revelation sure to cause shockwaves in Zimbabwean…

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My book ‘Behind Enemy Lines’ by Joe Ruzvidzo is free today!

by Joe BlackPosted on21 June, 201823 June, 2018
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So my book Behind Enemy Lines and Other Stories has been out for a while now, including the audiobook version which was no easy feat…

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20 Ways In Which Sanctions Have Ruined Zimbabwe

by Joe BlackPosted on14 October, 201614 October, 2016

Zimbabwe is in trouble. Fortunately for Zimbabweans, Zimbabwe’s rulers (yes, rulers not governors) through the Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation and Zimbabwe Newspapers (1980) Ltd always remind…

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How To Be A Zimbabwean Journalist

by Joe BlackPosted on16 September, 201526 September, 2018
Newspapers are held down by rocks to stop them blowing away at a news stand in Harare, Zimbabwe Monday, Nov. 20, 2017. Longtime President Robert Mugabe ignored a midday deadline set by the ruling party to step down or face impeachment proceedings, while Zimbabweans stunned by his lack of resignation during a national address vowed more protests to make him leave. (AP Photo/Ben Curtis)

Newspapers are held down by rocks to stop them blowing away at a news stand in Harare. (AP Photo/Ben Curtis) Or, An Anecdotally-Accumulated Anthology of…

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Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

by Joe BlackPosted on11 May, 201520 May, 2015

I am sorry to start this off with a fake Mark Twain quote. I have always found it funny. Anyway. I know I have been…

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The Post-Colonial Analysis

by Joe BlackPosted on2 March, 20159 April, 2015

It has been a year since I quit my job to work for myself. It has been (obviously) the toughest and most challenging year of…

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The Black List, 2014 Edition

by Joe BlackPosted on8 January, 201520 January, 2015

1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…

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Another lobola rant

by Joe BlackPosted on7 October, 201326 January, 2015

Not a week passes by without me hearing a story of a mukuwasha who got up and said no, thanks but no thanks, marry your…

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Congratulations ZANU-PF

by Joe BlackPosted on15 August, 201320 January, 2015

Zimbabwe is politically immature. Unfortunately, this immaturity translates to insult laws, and the proscription of lawful assembly and the free dissemination of ideas. It means…

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The True National Service

by Joe BlackPosted on7 March, 20137 March, 2018

There is suffering in Zimbabwe, whether it’s in the cities, the towns, or that rural village kwaNhingirikini. And it’s far too easy to ignore it.…

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So, Nate Dogg died

by Joe BlackPosted on17 March, 201117 March, 2011

Hip hop artist and overall smooth motherfecker Nate Dogg died last night at the age of 41.

If you have any weed, now would be the time to smoke it.

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