When a teapot isn’t cleaned, it develops rust and a scaly build-up over time; if not cleaned regularly, it’ll make the cleaning of the teapot…
July 2016; members of Zimbabwe’s diaspora protest against Robert Mugabe in Johannesburg. Photo: Ihsaan Haffejee / Groundup Zimbabwe is a constant joke, I tell you. Nothing illustrates…
4 March, 1980 © Adam Welz 17th April 1980 Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe Independence Speech – 17 April, 1980 The final countdown before the launching of…
Zimbabwe is in trouble. Fortunately for Zimbabweans, Zimbabwe’s rulers (yes, rulers not governors) through the Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation and Zimbabwe Newspapers (1980) Ltd always remind…
Newspapers are held down by rocks to stop them blowing away at a news stand in Harare. (AP Photo/Ben Curtis) Or, An Anecdotally-Accumulated Anthology of…
Looking at me now, you wouldn’t believe I was once a fresh-faced Grade Seven pupil at Hartley Primary school, in mighty Chegutu town. I was…
1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…
Guess they won’t be performing in Ha-ha-ha-rare anytime soon, eh?