One of my favourite TV shows of all time, The Weakest Link, ended for good earlier this year.
I’ve always loved Anne Robinson; the way she totally burns the contestants and puts them down when they get out of hand.
I only wish she’s had a chance to come to Zimbabwe, though. Not just because I’d have won the whole thing (Mouse will testify) – I’d love to hear some of the shit she’d have to say.
I can just imagine it.
Who thinks “Chicken Inn” is a hotel for cowards?
Who thinks “Wankie” was a prison for sexual deviants?
Who thinks “Borrowdale” is a micro-finance company?
Who thinks “The Standard” is their slutty sister’s nickname?
Who thinks “Victoria 22” is a Masvingo rugby team?
Who thinks “Different Strokes” is a biography of Kirsty Coventry ?
… and finally …
Who thinks a “Rusty Gate” is an unwashed baby’s bottom?
Voting over – time to reveal who you THINK is The Weakest Link!
At least what’s on DStv is still a few seasons behind (that’s a statement I never thought I’d make, honestly).
You’re all the weakest links.