What is it about threesomes?

What is it about threesomes that fascinates me so much? I have been watching episodes of Spartacus: Gods of the Arena recently, and they’re really going hard (pun!) with this three-in-a-bed thing.

Needless to say, I’m uninitiated in the thrills of being ministered to by a brace of females. Although I have had my fair share of sexual experiences, I’ve never had the opportunity (or cash-flow) to have two women at the same time.

I do know people who have had the pleasure (rah!) and I can’t help notice a discrepancy in testimony. The guys all swear by it (it’s awesome! lekker!  amazing! four breasts!) whilst the women tend to be a little circumspect – apparently there’s always some sort of emotion and jealousy and self-awareness involved (does he like her more? are her tits bigger? is he enjoying her more?).

What about the devil’s threesome? You know, two guys and one girl. I wouldn’t like it myself, the threat of even a momentary crossing of swords makes my skin crawl! Ewww.

Look, I’m no prude, I have done a little tag-team wrestling in my time, but somehow I’ve never managed to hack the whole menage-a-troi thing. And I fear it may be too late, but the potential for complication may just mean it’s not worth it.

I just wish Spartacus would stick to simple straight fecking, dammit.

Makes me wonder what I’m missing.