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Category: Rant

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Attacked By HIFA Car Guards

by Joe BlackPosted on3 May, 20179 May, 2017

Last night was a pretty ordinary night for HIFA. While we understand the operational challenges they’re experiencing, waiting 40 minutes for the opening show to…

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ZANU-PF Hikes Mobile Data Prices

by Joe BlackPosted on11 January, 2017

I am tired. I wrote about this over on CONSUMERIZIM: In one move, Telecoms Minister Supa Mandiwanzira has managed to strike a body blow not…

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Open Letter to Open Letter to Toni Braxton

by Joe BlackPosted on28 August, 20154 October, 2015

This was a twitter rant, but I may as well write it all down here for my Facebook Philistines. I had no choice but to…

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I am glad Rhodes fell

by Joe BlackPosted on9 April, 201511 May, 2015

I haven’t been blogging much of late, chiefly because I have decided that I will no longer just write for writing’s sake, but only when I have something to say.

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Southern Eye Whitewash, Justify Hooliganism

by Joe BlackPosted on3 March, 20153 March, 2015

Following the violence-marred weekend football match between hosts Highlanders and Caps United, I made sure to read match reports from the Bulawayo papers. I only…

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BREAKING: Mujuru allies suddenly discover citizens

by Joe BlackPosted on13 January, 201513 January, 2015

A shocking revelation has this morning shaken the Zimbabwean political sphere to the core. The sudden discovery by Joice Mujuru and her allies, who had…

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The Cane Spirit Manifestation

by Joe BlackPosted on14 November, 201414 November, 2014

My dad was a primary school headmaster. Reading that, one may come to believe that my old man is no more. On the contrary, the…

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Zimbabwe is politically foolish

by Joe BlackPosted on11 September, 201417 September, 2014

So. Are we really saying the first lady is ruling the Women’s League? Is it true the Youth League were trying to vote young Bob into…

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Time to grow up

by Joe BlackPosted on5 September, 2014

I turned 35 on Wednesday. I am officially an Old Barley. I fit the stereotype of a grumpy old man, but I do like to…

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Zimbabwe Cricket has gone crazy

by Joe BlackPosted on28 August, 201428 August, 2019
SYLHET, BANGLADESH - MARCH 17: Tinashe Panyangara of Zimbabwe celebrates the wicket of Andrew Poynter of Ireland during the ICC T20 World Cup match between Ireland and Zimbabwe played at Sylhet International Cricket Stadium on March 17, 2014 in Sylhet, Bangladesh. (Photo by Pal Pillai-IDI/IDI via Getty Images)

Tinashe Panyangara celebrates the wicket of Andrew Poynter of Ireland during an ICC T20 World Cup match on March 17, 2014 in Sylhet, Bangladesh. (Photo…

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Econet Are Shit

by Joe BlackPosted on4 July, 2014

So why the feck should I bother to text STOP to 34443? Econet just changed the name of the promotion to GOAL instead of WIN,…

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FreshlyGround Saga Exposes Hypocrisy

by Joe BlackPosted on6 May, 201422 April, 2015

I won’t spend my valuable time rehashing the facts of the FreshlyGround matter. Everything was ready, and they were turned away at the airport. It…

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