Satan, get your sweater on
Who’d have thunk it? A South African team is winning the Super 14 rugby crown, cos the Bulls and Sharks have just won, at home, in the Semis. Against New Zealand teams.
Yes, hell has definitely frozen over and a monkey just flew out my butt. And not just that, cos a few more shocking developments followed.
Like, Luke Watson has just been picked in the Springbok training squad. Of course, that’s totally meaningless. Homeboy gotta get a game, that’s when I’ll be really shocked.
And Tonderai Chavhanga, that (ex-) Zimbabwean boy, may just play for South Africa again.
Wonders never cease.
So tell us JB, how was your birthing experience, the monkey I mean?
Kinda lost my virginity from the inside, since you ask 🙂
It had to happen sometime, those blarry sheep shaggers had it coming to them. Even if we dont get a socccer world cup in Africa, at least we will get the super 14 final AND trophy!!!
And we’ll never hear the end of it. Naas must be running out of underwear by now
Well, I hear that the selectors are not happy about Watson’s ‘selection’ (read imposition by the powers that be), and they are threatening to drop him when they whittle the team down to 30. In the words of Z-list celebs, dont hate the player, hate the game.
its a sad day for rugby when the super 14 final consists only of SA teams
Well Squire we booked a table already “inside” this time! You will hve to be supporting something (sic) hahaha. ManYoo vs Chelsea FA CUP everything to die for – then August Man Yoo vs Chelsea – Charity Sheild. We love you Man Utd – maziSilverware HOBHO
It’s amazing how ManUre ppl always make it about them!
Ja, shame braLuke will be dropped, almost surely.
U wld do the same for Liverpool if you had smthg to brag about it.
Liverpool are in the final Andy Tee, and ManWho are not. So this year UEFA have decided to have a Champions League Third and Fourth place playoff match, and they are calling it the FA Cup Final – All Chelsea and Man Who fans are invited to attend the game at the new Wembley Stadium……… SIX……..feeeeeeeeetch.
Watch SA talk up their chances now that they “rule the Southern Hemisphere”, have an awesome Tri-Nations, then flop HARD in September.
That would kinda be like their cricket team, then 🙂
Physiologically speaking, is it possible to ‘flop’ hard?
uyu chief selector weSpringboks ndiye Sikhanyiso chaiye
aChic also, is that all you ever think about?
JB, well you said it mate. And for the record food and alcohol feature on my list of things that I think about as well.
All this hullabaloo about rugby, you would think they are the kings of the world, if I see one more Blue flag I’ma kill somebody
I don’t like alcohol anymore…
Proverbial sour grapes there, huh, JB?
Joe dosent like alcohol???!!! That is like saying I quit OXYGEN. Come Joe, What’s the matter??? 🙁
It’s too fucking expensive now, innit? Pricing here is getting stupid…
Moving along. So I am on youtube watching this American show. This white country hick girl gets asked, so how old are you? Her response: I’m 16, just turned 17. Americans.
joe you are what makes alcohol great mate… u cant give it up just yet….
I didn’t say I’ve given up yet, mate 🙂 i said I hate it, not that I quit it…
aChic, don’t diss the Rulers of the Free World
phew..there is still hope for you mate! so who are we supporting come saturday, the nkalakata sharks or die fist blou bulls
GRAW, you make Joe sound like a beer advert. JB should be a poster boy for how NOT to live. Brain cells decimated (alcohol). Lungs cremated (tobacco). Mind addled (women). Pockets emptied (all of the above.)
lol! but joe is my hero! he keeps it real,
You know, due to a certain young lady’s influence on my life, I think I may be trying to quit smoking!
Although I’m not really sure, maybe it’s just cos a nigga can’t afford ciggies right now anyway!! 😀
G.R.A.W. while you’re down there…
ya’ll need to go out and get a room ku Terreskane or Queen Elizabeth or something.
ha ha hah ha ha Joe you want to quit smoking and/or drinking? this chick akurova nezvinonaka mfana she must be quite something?
That brings us to an interesting point: how many changes are you willing to make to accommodate your partner? Remembering that munhu wakadanana naye uchiziva zvaari.
Yowhee, Mai Chisamba panenge pane nyaya apa, chimbonyatsoitarisai iyi
I am twenty-four today! 🙂
Happy birthday, baby!!!!! How come you didn’t say???
Altogether now…”Happy Barfday to you…”
Hip! Hip! Hure!
Oh that’s just beyond…
Zim English, dont act like you aint heard it butchered before.
Crap, power’s just gone! That’s all folks!!
You’re lucky your power cut lasted only 3 hours mine was off until midnight
Shame, sorry babe.
So how was Galadriel’s birthday? She’s so quiet, she must still be hung
happy belated gala, hope u had a blast. yes joe you were saying, while i am down here…..
GRAW, for your sake I hope you are a girl. That, or bi curious.
have just seen April’s inflation figures: 3713,9% up from March’s 2200. I think it’s time that Gdn Gn started wielding his zero-slashing sword again.
Thanks y’all. Nothing to report. Still as sober as ever. Two China Breezes and nothing. Not even light headedness.
AC why do u say that… what am i missing here?
GRAW, re:post 27 by said JB, where do you think ‘down there’ is?
Gala – you’re such a girl, have a whiskey on me!
G.R.A.W. – bruv, you’re getting slower by the day, it’s all that cushy living, come back to Africa 🙂
Vindication at last, I thought that all this wallowing in the gutter was making my putrid. But asi JB, I wa’nt aware that you are that way inclined……But like a friend says, whatever boats your float boet
*…making my MIND putrid*
Haha, you know I’m only taking the piss, aChic.
Heard a new one yesterday, whatever makes your bum hum
Hey Joe, just wondering, Beyonce or Shakira? Just saw their vid and thought of you. If you had to choose, which would it be. Death is not an option or any other cop out. I think the video does well to level the playing field don’t you think. So Beyonce or Shakira? Think well and hard about this. No rash decisions. Consider every variable from…………. well, don’t want to create any bias so I shall keep schtum. Oh,and for the record, the vid and the song suck.