ZUPCO, mabhazi evanhu nhai?

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Something shocking happened to me this afternoon, and I’m not sure what to make of it? There I was, standing on the side of the road hiking to work: along comes a half-empty ZUPCO, which happily chugs past and leaves me to sweat it out in the midday sun!

Was it because I was wearing a Dynamos cap? Maybe the driver/windy (hehe, I luv that name) was a CAPS fan just taking some sweet revenge 4 past actions. Kana kuti mundevere weBosso, akati zvake nhasi uchamama chete? And no, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against mandeks, in fact my very best friends are of SiNdebele extraction. It’s just that, you know, you Highlanders fans out there are nuts.

Anyway, so there I was wracking my brains, trying to find a reason why a kahandsome like me would be left eating dust neZUPCO. Then it came to me: who gives a feck anyway? If it was the cap, mhata yake, I support Dynamos Football Club, he can go to hell. If he was having a bad day, mhata yake, tomorrow will be worse.

Why should I care about some anal retentive bus driver when Liverpool scored 3 goals in a game? And Les Bleus got wired by Real Betis? Life is good.

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4 Replies to “ZUPCO, mabhazi evanhu nhai?”

  1. My friend I hope it was a caps fan who left you behind in the dust just like we are doing in the league

  2. Oh shaaaame, poor baby was left to rot in the sun. Hehe sweetie it’s tyme you stole yourself a car, hmm? Come down Jozi there are lots of those golfs you like.

    By the way he was probably a Highlanders guy.

  3. Shame.. you should wait for the bus at a designated bus stop. ZUPCO doesnt operate like kombis which stops anyway.

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