ZUPCO, mabhazi evanhu nhai?

Something shocking happened to me this afternoon, and I’m not sure what to make of it? There I was, standing on the side of the road hiking to work: along comes a half-empty ZUPCO, which happily chugs past and leaves me to sweat it out in the midday sun!

Was it because I was wearing a Dynamos cap? Maybe the driver/windy (hehe, I luv that name) was a CAPS fan just taking some sweet revenge 4 past actions. Kana kuti mundevere weBosso, akati zvake nhasi uchamama chete? And no, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against mandeks, in fact my very best friends are of SiNdebele extraction. It’s just that, you know, you Highlanders fans out there are nuts.

Anyway, so there I was wracking my brains, trying to find a reason why a kahandsome like me would be left eating dust neZUPCO. Then it came to me: who gives a fuck anyway? If it was the cap, mhata yake, I support Dynamos Football Club, he can go to hell. If he was having a bad day, mhata yake, tomorrow will be worse.

Why should I care about some anal retentive bus driver when Liverpool scored 3 goals in a game? And Les Bleus got wired by Real Betis? Life is good.

4 Replies to “ZUPCO, mabhazi evanhu nhai?”

  1. Oh shaaaame, poor baby was left to rot in the sun. Hehe sweetie it’s tyme you stole yourself a car, hmm? Come down Jozi there are lots of those golfs you like.

    By the way he was probably a Highlanders guy.

  2. Shame.. you should wait for the bus at a designated bus stop. ZUPCO doesnt operate like kombis which stops anyway.

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