Zvakapressa (things are tight)
You
This is just a quick note to tell you, dear reader, that I am pulling the wagons of life very well.
I have been gripped in the bonds of employment very tightly of recent, henceforth and therefore I find myself unable to pen a missive longer than this short letter.
Please forgive me for it is not ignorance, dear reader, that makes it so. I shall attempt to write you longer and more meaningful missives detailing events in this many-faceted existence I call life.
Lots of love, and may the bananas of life bend in your direction
Ever yours
Me
“may the bananas of life bend in your direction” – ROTFLOL! Who saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays that?
Ah honey, here’s hoping you come up for air real soon!
I was rather looking forward to a good dose of debate on Malema and 51% indigenous bill.
Hi Vim, just made that one up as I was writing my Shona love letter!
@JB,
Dude, dont knock the creativity in those letters!
@ACM,
Malema is currently being taught a lesson in “Dont Fuck With The Wrong People I Got Bigger Balls Than You Little Twit”.
JB needs to get his act together so we can sharpen swords.
You guys are spoiling for a fight, aren’t you?