Back in bizniss
After a great holiday involving a shyte-load of green bottles and loads of bull-mangoes, I’m finally back in Hahahare and ready for another go-round at the life thing.
First, big up to my girl aefro-chicque for keepin the fire burning in my absence, I really should just turn this site over to you cos you rock! And you have issues 🙂 For really, you’ve kept me entertained when I didn’t have the time to write anything.
More on the past month later, and a few issues regarding the fekin Zimbabwe “Warriors” and their trip to Egypt. But for now, much love to Andy and shortie for welcoming me back big-time, had a good jol the other nite, we’ll do it again soon.
Pamberi nema g-string.
Welcome back Black Joe… and remember your resolution to quit damaging your lungs
Uhm…I made a resolution to quit damaging my lungs? I thought it was to damage my lungs *occassionally* 😉
I have a better chance of getting laid before the weekend than you do of quiting smoking.
So china, whats the what. Pay for my DSTV & you can watch Super 14 at my house all the time. Cab is cheaper to my place than to the nanny.
aefro-chicque is the way forward, she kept it real
Trev, I thought you were the Master P.I.M.P. what happened?
I would happily watch it at yours, but you have no waitresses dude…and you know how we like those.
These romance romance things are not for the faint hearted. Besides when working night shift the only chicks you meet are at the food court or security guards.
Whoever is recruiting waitresses should be shot
Whatever happened to Joe black ?
Young man who loved the sack
Held a green bottle
Like an airplane throttle
To Harare says he?d never go back
Whatever happened to Joe black ?
Messaged and wouldn?t call back
Asked whats up ? he would say Jack
When will he ever come back
And we can all listen to Pitch Black
Whatever happened to joe black ?
Oh he was such a wise crack
I hope he was not in a hijack
Coz he carried so much greenback
Which he probably got from a hack ?
after seaching for joe black and finding him … this is what he supposedly said
My heart?s in Tipperary
My heart is not there
My heart?s in Tipperary
So charming and dear
Rambling the lanes
Where the harlots roll
My heart?s in Tipperary
Wherever I go
Farewell to Visions
Farewell to the Keg
Each byway I knew
Every upland and fen
Wherever I wander
Wherever I rove
The soil of Tipperary
Forever I?ll love
Farewell to Chez?
High shrouded with glass
Farewell to the homes
In the bowling alley below
Farewell to Kwaito
In the city of kings
Farewell to the streamlets
And chick-yielding floods!
My heart?s in Tipperary
My heart is not here
My heart?s in Tipperary
So charming and dear
Rambling the lanes
Where the harlots roam
My heart?s in Tipperary
Wherever I go.
(for joe Black … missed in the city of kings )
BWAHAHAHAHA, who the hell wrote this?
hmmm….joe black has a poem written for him by some dude called supersexyguy….
its a tight poem? But seriously Joe I never figured you for a spanner boy
I’m more confused about it than anybody else, really. wtf???
A poem for JoeB on Friday the 13th … spooky