Alright, geezers, what did you get up to this past weekend? I, shockingly, was taken clubbing by me mates at Mambo on Friday night, which perfectly set me up for the braai on Saturday, which was excellent, and the football, which was freekin wonderful!
So Ingerlund got bumped out of yet another major competition? Who cares? All the geezers on that cold island and around that world, that’s who. And who did they lose to? MY TEAM! Portugal. My investment is intact. I might have picked a winner. Go, you good things go!
SO all things said and done, it was a really productive weekend. Good times with my friends, great football, a few beers and large quantities of roasted meat.
What’s that? Dynamos lost? Who cares, PORTUGAL WON!!!