Going nowhere slowly
Okay, I’m fecked off with Victoria Falls now. I’ve been here a month, and rather than being back in the comfort of my Scud and Nanny corner, shooting the shit, I’m here another two weeks.
Why? Cos the whole place is on a go-slow. An appointment seems to be a vague generalisation, taxis cost an arm and a leg, the Spar opens after eight and closes at five (seriously?) and the fecking 7-eleven is really an 8-seven!
Despite all the bullshit, it’s still my kind of town – laid-back and easy on the blood pressure. It’s like the goddamned twilight zone out here.
Why, oh why, didn’t I take the blue pill?
Aren’t you a little young to be taking Viagra, hehehehe.
Bra, do they have cash up there coz every ATM/bank in this town has no cash – i am livid!
Umm, why is there a quote “We’ll look through your shit” which i didnt add????
Stranger and stranger!
That hapns when you say something naughty and it has to be moderated 🙂 like V1agra, lol.
The ATMs get some money during the day, and it empties right quick.
So, you looking for love in Vic Falls then? (I refer to the toon).
No, just going along with my life as always … take that as you will.
Sounds like someone needs to take a long walk at the Falls. How is the water level these days? Are the showers still worth a brolly?
Is that a confession? It’s really big of you if it is Joe!
LOL no it’s not a confession, just a funny cartoon. The water levels are low this time of year, when all the rainfall upriver starts coming down here around March-April, that’s when it’s huge.
Zve Rudo zvakutoda isu ana Player vanogona ku softer……….
He??!! (shona)
Zverudo, zvaramba seiko?
Mine is starting to work out rather nicely …
Is it with the mysterious girl who misses you back in Harare?
Galadriel: are u shocked or something?
That cartoon is inspired. Which site did you get that off?
Elle, haven’t I introduced to one of my fave webcomics yet? xkcd.com babes, not to everyone’s taste but this guy has moments of genius!
P.S. Turns out it’s not just one woman missing me …