Shiny happy people

So in case you’ve been living under a rock, or don’t care for gratuitous celebutant nudity, this is a picture of Rihanna’s boob.

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Notice the nipple ring. Interesting, right? Below is a picture of Cassie’s boobs.

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Nipple bars. Uhm, is there something we should know about? Like, is there a mandatory Nipple Metal requirement to record bubblegum pop music these days? Anyway, here’s the best pic of them all, fellow pop tart Chris Brown with Ri-ri’s underwear on his head.

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Obviously this was before he beat the ever-living shit out of her, but anyway. Any dude who’s never worn his lady’s (pink, lacy) knickers on his head should turn in his Man Card.

Collection point is The Corner at the Scud and Nanny.

32 Replies to “Shiny happy people”

  1. Firstly – nice boobs on Rha, SMOKING boobs on Cassie…!

    Moving right along;

    Dude, if thats what gets my honey off, then my head will be all up in that thong b4 she can shout PLAYTEX!

  2. I shall not comment on pictured boobage, for obvious reasons (involving self-preservation).

    I’ve seen the whole series of pics, and heard some moron on the radio this morning asking who took them. Idiot, anyone with any sense can see she took all these herself.

    As for who leaked them, who knows? Who gives a shit? It’s Rihanna. Naked. Rihanna. Naked.

    Okay, enough now. On to more serious things, the GNU is in trouble and my man SHAGGY is on his way to Zimbabwe.

    RAH!

  3. How bad are the pics? Can they get my arse in hot oil if I open them in the office with my boss sitting right behind me with full view of my monitor?

  4. They’re of boobs. So I guess yeah, you could get in trouble, although you could explain they’re for “research” purposes into the fake culture of celebrity and how young people living their private lives can’t act as their contemporaries do, and how the world can be obsessed with such mundane details as someone’s nipple darkness depending on their level of celebrity, and how the celebrity culture is eating it’s young as evinced by the falls from grace of Paris, Lindsay and all the other crotchless celebutantes who live in the public eye while countless other young girls are taking nude pics and hitting the town without pants.

    Or wait till lunch.

  5. JFGI – you are clever aren’t you. anyway not impressed with the boobs but how you catalogue your downloads by year and month. semi ocd?

  6. tchk…

    In all fairness, us men (read me) do not discriminate between celebrity and non-celebrity nipples; we find them all equally fascinating and besides, to judge them on darkness would be reverse racism, no…? πŸ™‚

  7. Figured there was a possibility they were Kate Moss’esque type nip pics. You know the ones that qualify as art. One’s you find in Vogue and don’t blink an eyelid at. As opposed to page three of The Sun, or even the front page of The News of the World. That reminds me, need to secure this week’s copy of The National Enquirer.

  8. BD, snark snark. Also, any web developer worth their salt will tell you that filing by month is best practice. Eh? Oh. Lol. Wha’ever.

    Tara, I have no clue what you’re talking about, LOL. We don’t get the red-tops here, so we’re pretty innocent in that regard.

    At least we have the internet.

  9. Went to a boys-only high school and the library had a subscription.
    That Page 3 never got a chance to acclimatise in the library πŸ™‚

  10. *humble emoticon*

    Aww shweeet JB – ok u’ve covered yourself, now, what u really think of that Cassie pic? πŸ™‚

  11. Well, I’ll say young miss Ventura is quite pretty, although the fact that she was born when I was in Grade … what, Two? is strange.

    But yeah, alright, she’s fucking hot.

  12. JB, did you really have to throw in that ‘but’. Was it really necessary. Coz from what I can tell, Minnie don’t seem like the type to have insecurities or be the jealous type. I may be wrong about her, but I think I am right. Which makes me wonder. You are kinda inadvertantly drawing attention to something that I can only speculate about at this time.

  13. Ooooh, speculation, intrigue and conspiracy!

    Your disclaimer has failed to get you off the hook dude. Try bold, size 22 and red capitals next time…

    “I shall not comment on pictured boobage, for obvious reasons (involving self-preservation).” πŸ™

    This was always gonna be a tricky post one for any warm-blooded male; so…uhmmm…JB…uhmmm….walk away now.

  14. Where the hell is Minnie anyway. Because I have questions. Because last I inquired, yous two weren’t an item, or the latest was you two avoiding making any responses. But this has confirmed that the two of you are, once again, tight. I know I sound like a broken record on this. But how this blog reads is undeniably dependant on our Protagonist’s status, I think you will agree. Besides, having such detailed knowledge pre-empts any potentially awkward exchanges/situations. (e.g. JB claims to have gone to a club and had a gas, one may ask if he pulled, but only if he is single. Because the last thing he needs is to be asked that and conspicuously ignore answering when his other half could notice – AWKWARD! Or what if one of your audience decided you would make a nice couple with a friend of theirs, or maybe even them, not knowing that the other half was all over this blog. Again, AWKWARD!). Know what I mean?

  15. Why don’t we just work on the assumption that Minnie is the head mouse, plan our responces accordingly? LOL

    Anyway, no awkwardness, we speak freely or not at all.

  16. Nah, jus meant u broke it down proper…

    like only u can… sorry temptation too strong πŸ™‚

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