I hate computers
I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers!
And if you don’t hate computers, computers will hypnotise you and cut out your liver and eat it in front of your face and rip out your pituitary gland through your nasal cavity * and swallow your newborn babies and curse your name for generations.
Why, oh why, couldn’t I have been a goddamn FIREMAN?!? **
* Forgive the gore, I’ve been watching Fringe – Awe. Some. Ness.
** I’m not implying firemen can’t or don’t use computers. I just think if your job involves lugging a huge hose and shooting your splooge at burning shit, you don’t have much time for C# ***. Just saying.
*** No, I have no clue what C# is. It just sounds cool and computery.
… and cars.
someones had a bad day…
… and it’s not getting any better.
Don’t worry Joey you’ll be better today. There, there, that’s a good boy.
Wow thanks there Tino, even though you’ve matronised me to within an inch of my life!