Thank you. Thank you so much guys. No really, it’s okay, no need to be modest. Well done. Really though, lips off my penis, you’re the winners here.
Congratulations on your “migration” of all Business Partna contract customers to a new “exclusive” prepaid platform. Well done, and thank you.
I’ve always had a dud cellphone line, what with my Libertie line hardly being able to making any calls. Ever. And barely able to recharge using the banking SMS system. Or the recharge cards, sold in Zim dollars.
That wasn’t enough for me. The convenience of a contract line, which could actually make FUCKING PHONE CALLS, and international ones too, was too much for me.
Thank you for revoking what can only have been a priviledge, bestowed upon our unworthy souls only by the benevolence of O Mighty Strive (my well-deserved Arsehole of the Week) and his loyal minions.
Now that I can neither make a call nor even top-up the line using either Kingdom or CABS, I can only be grateful for the dent in my working and social calendars. I owe you a debt of gratitude.
Thank you for being SO inspired to change my world, you Econet motherfuckers. You’ve made my life worthwhile.
Let the good times roll.