My nookie days are over

My nookie days are over-
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal,
is now my water spout.

Time was when of its own accord,
from my trousers it would spring,
but now I’ve got a full time job-
to find the fucking thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
the way it would behave,
For every single morning,
it would stand and watch me shave.

As my old age approaches,
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head,
and watch me tie my shoes!

5 Replies to “My nookie days are over”

  1. You are too young to start contemplating the little blue pill…shingirira-aluta continua – it’s your duty to please the booty!

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