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Tag: Shoes

Africans Are Stupid

by Joe BlackPosted on21 May, 201521 May, 2015

People like things. That is a fact you cannot deny. There is a reason why the now-defunct (thank the gods) News of the World made…

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Great Zimbabwe sucks

by Joe BlackPosted on12 February, 201327 July, 2018

Yeah I said it. And I haven’t even been there, either. So the question is, does it suck because I’ve never been, or I’ve never…

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The Catpiss Conundrum

by Joe BlackPosted on17 January, 201317 January, 2013

I have no running water at my house. In fact, in the nearly five years I’ve lived in Greystone Park, I have not had running…

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My nookie days are over

by Joe BlackPosted on9 March, 2012

My nookie days are over- my pilot light is out, what used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout. Time was when…

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