No chocolate-covered eggs for me ma’am, thanks, but an ice-cold Heineken would really hit the spot

I’m not big on religious practice and observance. Neither am I a big fan of holiday travel, when everyone and their mates are drinking and driving. I’m not even a huge fan of working over the holiday, when the offices (and the Internets) are at their quietest.

So I’m working on the following premise; Friday aside, I’ll basically be Free Mandela this long weekend, alternating between doing some back exercises (hmmm) and having a few pints. I’m pretty sure I can fit in a couple of football matches in there, and the odd game of pool.

Well, bar the old hangover / relaxation spell, that’s about it. Actually, sounds like a pretty normal weekend in the Fun Capital then. So see you at the Scud, bitches.

What are you doing this weekend?

18 thoughts on “No chocolate-covered eggs for me ma’am, thanks, but an ice-cold Heineken would really hit the spot

  1. I know this might sound mightily retarded, but what is the status of high speed broadband in Zim? I akse coz I been gone a while and natives were still surrendering to the power of dial-up then, and I am always hearing horror stories about Tel One and the internet gateway.

  2. And Juande Ramos can count himself unlucky that he didnt see off Chelsea a second time. But inotambika, at least they got a point for their endeavours. 4 goals and still a ni**a cant win.

  3. I think the Arse can say goodbye to the Premier title, Liverpool can in turn kick themselves for not hvaing been more serious earlier on in the season

  4. They are referring to Adebayor (pronounced a la English Ad-ay-buy-yourr) as the new Samson, done lost all his strength after lopping off his flowing tresses. Now aint that a kick in the teeth. Your most prolific goal scorer stands like a rabbit in the headlights at the most critical juncture. Thierry must be heaving a sigh of relief kuti the youngsters failed to follow through. That said though, with only 8 games left, there is still everything to play for, and ManUre have some pretty tricky fixtures ahead what with having to face the other top 3 in the next few weeks, as well as featuring in Europe. That hat is so very easily dropped, easier than a ZanuPF candidate in an urban opposition stronghold.

  5. Yeah, like the hype over the earlier ManUre v Arsenal game where manure just ran riot over those youffs.

    Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    A. No idea

    Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
    A. Still no idea

    Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitalia?
    A. Still no fcuking idea.

    (think about it)

  6. Ed lover: how you say it is very important.

    re: liverpool and arsenal: expletive! expletive! expletive! fcuking expletive!

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