No chocolate-covered eggs for me ma’am, thanks, but an ice-cold Heineken would really hit the spot
I’m not big on religious practice and observance. Neither am I a big fan of holiday travel, when everyone and their mates are drinking and driving. I’m not even a huge fan of working over the holiday, when the offices (and the Internets) are at their quietest.
So I’m working on the following premise; Friday aside, I’ll basically be Free Mandela this long weekend, alternating between doing some back exercises (hmmm) and having a few pints. I’m pretty sure I can fit in a couple of football matches in there, and the odd game of pool.
Well, bar the old hangover / relaxation spell, that’s about it. Actually, sounds like a pretty normal weekend in the Fun Capital then. So see you at the Scud, fools.
What are you doing this weekend?
18 Replies to “No chocolate-covered eggs for me ma’am, thanks, but an ice-cold Heineken would really hit the spot”
The usual,drinking and oh yes more drinking dude.I`m gonna party like a rockstar!
I know this might sound mightily retarded, but what is the status of high speed broadband in Zim? I akse coz I been gone a while and natives were still surrendering to the power of dial-up then, and I am always hearing horror stories about Tel One and the internet gateway.
My pigs are firmly rooted to the ground:
It’s THURSDAY! Yay!
and Manutd won!
And Juande Ramos can count himself unlucky that he didnt see off Chelsea a second time. But inotambika, at least they got a point for their endeavours. 4 goals and still a ni**a cant win.
I think the Arse can say goodbye to the Premier title, Liverpool can in turn kick themselves for not hvaing been more serious earlier on in the season
The Premiership is a bust. Once ManUre are gone, they’re gone. Tah-tah bitches.
Grant is a muppet, give us some Gianfranco Zola pliz.
They are referring to Adebayor (pronounced a la English Ad-ay-buy-yourr) as the new Samson, done lost all his strength after lopping off his flowing tresses. Now aint that a kick in the teeth. Your most prolific goal scorer stands like a rabbit in the headlights at the most critical juncture. Thierry must be heaving a sigh of relief kuti the youngsters failed to follow through. That said though, with only 8 games left, there is still everything to play for, and ManUre have some pretty tricky fixtures ahead what with having to face the other top 3 in the next few weeks, as well as featuring in Europe. That hat is so very easily dropped, easier than a ZanuPF candidate in an urban opposition stronghold.
Man U at the top of the league. Yay!!!
Jeez, I can’t wait till Sooper Sunday Ver 2. Of course, it prolly won’t live up tothe hype.
Yeah, like the hype over the earlier ManUre v Arsenal game where manure just ran riot over those youffs.
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still no idea
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitalia?
A. Still no fcuking idea.
(think about it)
I’m sure Version 2 will be fekkin awesome. Touch wood. (mine, preferably)
13.Is it a whip?
Ed lover: how you say it is very important.
re: liverpool and arsenal: expletive! expletive! expletive! fcuking expletive!
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