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Captain’s Log: September 2016

by Joe BlackPosted on2 September, 201628 September, 2016

Day 366 of year 37, 3rd rock from the sun, Milky Way Galaxy Captain Broken Jaw, Slapaho Tribe, of the Imperial Metaship feckaduck, 2 September…

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The Black List, 2014 Edition

by Joe BlackPosted on8 January, 201520 January, 2015

1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…

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Zimbabwe Cricket has gone crazy

by Joe BlackPosted on28 August, 201428 August, 2019
SYLHET, BANGLADESH - MARCH 17: Tinashe Panyangara of Zimbabwe celebrates the wicket of Andrew Poynter of Ireland during the ICC T20 World Cup match between Ireland and Zimbabwe played at Sylhet International Cricket Stadium on March 17, 2014 in Sylhet, Bangladesh. (Photo by Pal Pillai-IDI/IDI via Getty Images)

Tinashe Panyangara celebrates the wicket of Andrew Poynter of Ireland during an ICC T20 World Cup match on March 17, 2014 in Sylhet, Bangladesh. (Photo…

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Another lobola rant

by Joe BlackPosted on7 October, 201326 January, 2015

Not a week passes by without me hearing a story of a mukuwasha who got up and said no, thanks but no thanks, marry your…

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I don’t believe in miracles

by Joe BlackPosted on10 December, 201217 December, 2012

There is something profoundly cynical, my friend, in the notion of paradise after death. The lure is evasion. The promise is simply an excuse. So,…

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Robert Gabriel Mugabe – 87

by Joe BlackPosted on21 February, 201121 February, 2011

Happy 87th birthday, Head of State and Government and Commander in Chief of the Zimbabwe Defence Forces, Comrade Robert Gabriel Mugabe. May your birthday be…

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