I have asked this question, time and time again, and I still have no answer. Help me out here. Tell me …
… what does it take to become a ‘journalist’ at Zimpapers and ZBC News?
As a true-born son of the soil, and super-patriot to boot, I make it a point to watch the 8pm news when I can, and the first (online) paper I open is The Herald.
And it’s all bullshit.
MDC-T this, MDC-T that, MDC-T causes violence, MDC-T on rampage, MDC-T assaults public, MDC-T kills policeman, MDC-T are homosexuals, illegal sanctions have destroyed our economy, MDC-T puppets are poisoning puppies and deliberately warming the globe in order to facilitate illegal regime change under the sponsorship of their western masters.
Tsvangirai also hates Anglicans and ice-cream and puppies and rainbows and baby panda bears.
Do you really think we’re all THAT stupid?
Are you fecking serious?