Show us your tits

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So, today’s the day huh? We’ve finally come to it – time for the Three Stooges to give us the details of their little ‘agreement’.

Seems like they’ll be signing this thing in front of half of SADC, who I bet aren’t just here for the sunshine, but to gorge at the heaving table of Zimbabwe taxpayers’ “precious foreign currency”.

Imagine all the wine, all the steaks – indeed, Harare’s chickens must be royally shitting themselves today. Cos if there’s one thing we know, it’s that we Africans like to party, and the diplomatic corps aren’t shy of the buffet table either.

So it’s finally happened, our ‘opposition’ will be there hanging out, sipping the good shit with their historical foes, all this new-found love and arse-grabbing witnessed and indeed *blessed* by Southern Africa’s elite and the usual shady, skulking agents of Western diplomacy (read: regime change).

Welcome to the new dispensation. Watch out for flying cork.

Published by Joe Black

34 Replies to “Show us your tits”

  1. and if the papers are to be believed, one of the first victims of the fallout is gideon, who seems to have decided to jump before he was pushed. Most honourable of him to fall on his sword. saka ana JB muchanomira padyo here kuti muzo enjoyer wo the crumbs from the table.

  2. Wow, just listening to the speeches and I’ll tell ya, that is one stubborn old man. He was rambling and going off about this and that …

    … Morgan was very statesmanlike. Even presidential!

  4. Morgan Richard Tsvangirai has skills of actor, wind chill factor, 5 plus 5, coolest man alive.

    Bob is a stubborn old goat.

    This shit will work but there will be saboteurs

  12. I was thoroughly impressed by MT. Kudos to the speechwriters, that was one hell of a speech. How long before the donor money starts coming in?

  14. you guys got any links to the speeches?

    All I’ve heard here is a quick soundbite from Bob:
    “There were parts of the agreement that I didn’t and still don’t like. There were parts of the agreement that he didn’t and still doesn’t like. But there were parts of the agreement that we both liked”

  16. Dude your heading is NSFW. Workmates might the wrong idea if they notice my page is titled “Show us your tits”

  18. oh come off it people.

    NSFW really???? Maybe you guys work at the Planned Parenthood Committee or some religious organization but that really can’t be that shocking.

  19. Honestly, I don’t give a fuck if the pope is behind you playing grab-ass with the Dalai Lama and a bus-load of monks.

    I never promised you that my site would be safe for YOUR work. If you feel violated then maybe news24.com is more your taste.

  24. vee, there is no more C10, dont you know? the joy of having an all-inclusive government of national unity. Let’s all hold hands and weave flowers into our hair, borrowed or otherwise, and sing ‘I’d like to teach the world to sing, in purrfect harmoneeee’.

  25. Honestly, I notice by the lack of commentary (and angry FB messages from one Alias) that my site may have been … inaccessible? I’ll have no idea how or when until I check today’s logs tomorrow.

    Also, I was offline the whole day (finally) and had no clue what was going on. Or wasn’t. Ah well. C’est la vie?

  26. So Bob during his speech says, Thabo Mbeki is a man who doesn’t take no for an answer.. I wish I had known him in my younger days when I was still chatting up girls! What a plonker.

  29. Yeah, you always knew Bob was gonna revert to type. Guy had to save face, he was busy getting his nuts cut off in front of the world.

    I think those Liverpool shirts are stupid.

  30. I just watched a clip of his speech from the ceremony and I almost pitied the guy. It was all broken and reeked of a desperate attempt to save face as you say.

    Then of course there was the requisite “I don’t see any british over here. I don’t see any Americans over here…”

    He’s worse than Hollywood at recycling scripts.

  32. Arthur is a worthless stooge of an idiot. His speech was nothing but barnstorming bluster, unprepared and poor. He thinks he’s still on the UZ campus.

  33. Arthur sounded like he was at the great hall lecturing his intellectual inferiors.

    all the online speeches of Morgenster are not the full version. Methinks that his prepared speech was augmented at lastminute.com so the online versions (including on the MDC site) are nowhere near as tight as what he said.

    Didn’t go to dead bc today but when I next do, I will get all three on cd and post them online somewhere over or under the rainbow.

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