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Tag: Asshole

Déjà vu in Southern Africa

by Joe BlackPosted on25 September, 201725 September, 2017

If you follow the story of Zimbabwe on social media and in the Western-sponsored regime-change media, you will have been subjected to a barrage of…

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Sorry I blocked you on social media

by Joe BlackPosted on8 December, 20151 March, 2016

Listen, I am so sorry that I unfriended you on Facebook. Maybe we were just never really friends. Maybe it’s because we’ve never actually met.…

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I don’t care about your baby

by Joe BlackPosted on19 May, 201519 May, 2015

I am an asshole. Let’s just stipulate that before we go any further. I wouldn’t want you thinking wow, this is nice, then reading on and…

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Friendzones And Other Such Nonsense

by Joe BlackPosted on26 January, 201526 January, 2015

A shepherd, or sheepherder, is a person who tends, herds, feeds, or guards herds of sheep. The word stems from an amalgam of sheep herder.…

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The Black List, 2014 Edition

by Joe BlackPosted on8 January, 201520 January, 2015

1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…

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Dear Econet Wireless

by Joe BlackPosted on25 July, 201327 December, 2017

I just want to take this chance to congratulate you on your new-found status. As King of Assholes, I like to greet each new member…

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Screw You, Keri Hilson

by Joe BlackPosted on22 November, 201222 November, 2012

So Keri Hilson is an asshole. I am genuinely surprised. Oh well.

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Hey, asshole!

by Joe BlackPosted on22 October, 201222 October, 2012

Yes, you. You’re the asshole zooming past me in the inside lane at breakneck speed, only to cut across and turn left. It’s you, isn’t…

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