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PICTURES: Zimbabwean blogger gets EU weapons training

by Joe BlackPosted on4 January, 20194 January, 2019

Shocking images prove that Western powers are training Zimbabweans to overthrow the government. Source: classified In a devastating revelation sure to cause shockwaves in Zimbabwean…

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How to clean a rusty teapot

by Joe BlackPosted on27 July, 20189 February, 2020
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When a teapot isn’t cleaned, it develops rust and a scaly build-up over time; if not cleaned regularly, it’ll make the cleaning of the teapot…

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My book ‘Behind Enemy Lines’ by Joe Ruzvidzo is free today!

by Joe BlackPosted on21 June, 201823 June, 2018
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So my book Behind Enemy Lines and Other Stories has been out for a while now, including the audiobook version which was no easy feat…

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Zimbabwe and the diaspora vote

by Joe BlackPosted on28 March, 201828 March, 2018

July 2016; members of Zimbabwe’s diaspora protest against Robert Mugabe in Johannesburg. Photo: Ihsaan Haffejee / Groundup Zimbabwe is a constant joke, I tell you. Nothing illustrates…

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Why We Kill Our Gods, Or Whatever

by Joe BlackPosted on27 November, 201727 November, 2017

I have had a long running spiritual conversation with myself, for over a decade. A massive debate, to be honest. Some time ago, I decided…

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Déjà vu in Southern Africa

by Joe BlackPosted on25 September, 201725 September, 2017

If you follow the story of Zimbabwe on social media and in the Western-sponsored regime-change media, you will have been subjected to a barrage of…

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Going on a Social Media Hiatus in June

by Joe BlackPosted on31 May, 2017

I do this thing sometimes, where I disconnect from all my personal social media accounts for a month. It’s usually when I’m under a lot…

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Attacked By HIFA Car Guards

by Joe BlackPosted on3 May, 20179 May, 2017

Last night was a pretty ordinary night for HIFA. While we understand the operational challenges they’re experiencing, waiting 40 minutes for the opening show to…

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The Richest Man in Bobylan

by Joe BlackPosted on26 October, 201626 October, 2016

I believe that everyone owns a bag of shit. That old suitcase, or cardbox, which has been steadily collecting random little things over the years.…

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20 Ways In Which Sanctions Have Ruined Zimbabwe

by Joe BlackPosted on14 October, 201614 October, 2016

Zimbabwe is in trouble. Fortunately for Zimbabweans, Zimbabwe’s rulers (yes, rulers not governors) through the Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation and Zimbabwe Newspapers (1980) Ltd always remind…

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The Drum Circle of Life

by Joe BlackPosted on11 September, 201611 September, 2016

Fanonites and Fanon-lites, Making Fanon sounds for foreign Likes, Baby Bantus and Mini Malcom Exes, Portly public figures expanding off excesses, Social-media socialists and supper…

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Flag Party Supporters Twar at Public Meeting

by Joe BlackPosted on15 August, 20162 September, 2016

Wednesday, 24 April, 2019. HARARE – Mild chaos nearly broke out in Harare yesterday, at a public hearing on the Cyber-Chimurenga War Credentials Bill, when suspected Flag Party…

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