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Mnangagwa repression proves new Zimbabwe a lie

by Joe BlackPosted on22 August, 201922 August, 2019
Zimbabwe Republic Police (ZRP) drag an injured protester during clashes in Harare on Friday. Photo- EPA-EFE

The Zimbabwe junta is swinging wildly at any hint of dissent, proving that repression under Mnangagwa is no departure from Mugabe’s rule.

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PICTURES: Zimbabwean blogger gets EU weapons training

by Joe BlackPosted on4 January, 20194 January, 2019

Shocking images prove that Western powers are training Zimbabweans to overthrow the government. Source: classified In a devastating revelation sure to cause shockwaves in Zimbabwean…

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Zimbabwe and the diaspora vote

by Joe BlackPosted on28 March, 201828 March, 2018

July 2016; members of Zimbabwe’s diaspora protest against Robert Mugabe in Johannesburg. Photo: Ihsaan Haffejee / Groundup Zimbabwe is a constant joke, I tell you. Nothing illustrates…

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Why We Kill Our Gods, Or Whatever

by Joe BlackPosted on27 November, 201727 November, 2017

I have had a long running spiritual conversation with myself, for over a decade. A massive debate, to be honest. Some time ago, I decided…

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Robert Mugabe 1980 Speeches

by Joe BlackPosted on18 April, 201718 April, 2017

4 March, 1980 © Adam Welz 17th April 1980  Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe Independence Speech – 17 April, 1980 The final countdown before the launching of…

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20 Ways In Which Sanctions Have Ruined Zimbabwe

by Joe BlackPosted on14 October, 201614 October, 2016

Zimbabwe is in trouble. Fortunately for Zimbabweans, Zimbabwe’s rulers (yes, rulers not governors) through the Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation and Zimbabwe Newspapers (1980) Ltd always remind…

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Captain’s Log: September 2016

by Joe BlackPosted on2 September, 201628 September, 2016

Day 366 of year 37, 3rd rock from the sun, Milky Way Galaxy Captain Broken Jaw, Slapaho Tribe, of the Imperial Metaship feckaduck, 2 September…

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The One B*tch Theory of Social Media

by Joe BlackPosted on3 February, 201629 June, 2016

Is there always at least one fool lurking on any social media platform at any one time? While looking at my Twitter, Facebook and WhatsApp…

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That Time of the Month

by Joe BlackPosted on1 February, 20161 February, 2016

It is the first of the month, which means that many men the world over are experiencing their monthly period. A period is the part…

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Oh Happy Day and Other Stories

by Joe BlackPosted on4 October, 201523 October, 2015

Well, isn’t this nice? England are out of the Rugby World Cup, having been whipped at The Home of Rugby™ by a free-flowing Australia side.…

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Sh** Zimbabweans Say

by Joe BlackPosted on29 June, 201529 June, 2015

As Zimbabweans, we tend to talk a lot of shyte; I am one of the culprits. Here are a few things we love to say that…

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I don’t care about your baby

by Joe BlackPosted on19 May, 201519 May, 2015

I am an asshole. Let’s just stipulate that before we go any further. I wouldn’t want you thinking wow, this is nice, then reading on and…

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