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How to clean a rusty teapot

by Joe BlackPosted on27 July, 20189 February, 2020
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When a teapot isn’t cleaned, it develops rust and a scaly build-up over time; if not cleaned regularly, it’ll make the cleaning of the teapot…

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Attacked By HIFA Car Guards

by Joe BlackPosted on3 May, 20179 May, 2017

Last night was a pretty ordinary night for HIFA. While we understand the operational challenges they’re experiencing, waiting 40 minutes for the opening show to…

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Robert Mugabe 1980 Speeches

by Joe BlackPosted on18 April, 201718 April, 2017

4 March, 1980 © Adam Welz 17th April 1980  Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe Independence Speech – 17 April, 1980 The final countdown before the launching of…

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20 Ways In Which Sanctions Have Ruined Zimbabwe

by Joe BlackPosted on14 October, 201614 October, 2016

Zimbabwe is in trouble. Fortunately for Zimbabweans, Zimbabwe’s rulers (yes, rulers not governors) through the Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation and Zimbabwe Newspapers (1980) Ltd always remind…

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The Drum Circle of Life

by Joe BlackPosted on11 September, 201611 September, 2016

Fanonites and Fanon-lites, Making Fanon sounds for foreign Likes, Baby Bantus and Mini Malcom Exes, Portly public figures expanding off excesses, Social-media socialists and supper…

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Hell is other people, and Facebook is its waiting room

by Joe BlackPosted on11 May, 201617 August, 2017

So there are politics of Facebook friendship. Any activity is a potential minefield, be it posting a photo, a status update or (God forbid) changing…

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Open Letter to Open Letter to Toni Braxton

by Joe BlackPosted on28 August, 20154 October, 2015

This was a twitter rant, but I may as well write it all down here for my Facebook Philistines. I had no choice but to…

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The Day The Music (Almost) Died

by Joe BlackPosted on26 May, 201528 August, 2015

There was a loud bang, and the bus veered off the Harare-Bulawayo highway. It swerved into the roadside ditch and crashed on its side, plunging the…

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Africans Are Stupid

by Joe BlackPosted on21 May, 201521 May, 2015

People like things. That is a fact you cannot deny. There is a reason why the now-defunct (thank the gods) News of the World made…

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The Post-Colonial Analysis

by Joe BlackPosted on2 March, 20159 April, 2015

It has been a year since I quit my job to work for myself. It has been (obviously) the toughest and most challenging year of…

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Friendzones And Other Such Nonsense

by Joe BlackPosted on26 January, 201526 January, 2015

A shepherd, or sheepherder, is a person who tends, herds, feeds, or guards herds of sheep. The word stems from an amalgam of sheep herder.…

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The Black List, 2014 Edition

by Joe BlackPosted on8 January, 201520 January, 2015

1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…

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