As Zimbabweans, we tend to talk a lot of shyte; I am one of the culprits. Here are a few things we love to say that…
People like things. That is a fact you cannot deny. There is a reason why the now-defunct (thank the gods) News of the World made…
Hello to all our viewers around the world! Welcome to this wonderful Cup Final here at the Giant National Sports Stadium™ in sunny Harare. My…
I am an asshole. Let’s just stipulate that before we go any further. I wouldn’t want you thinking wow, this is nice, then reading on and…
I am sorry to start this off with a fake Mark Twain quote. I have always found it funny. Anyway. I know I have been…
The programme for the Harare International Festival of the Arts has been released. HIFA 2015 looks a little light on paper, but if work, time…
I haven’t been blogging much of late, chiefly because I have decided that I will no longer just write for writing’s sake, but only when I have something to say.
It has been a year since I quit my job to work for myself. It has been (obviously) the toughest and most challenging year of…
Looking at me now, you wouldn’t believe I was once a fresh-faced Grade Seven pupil at Hartley Primary school, in mighty Chegutu town. I was…
A shepherd, or sheepherder, is a person who tends, herds, feeds, or guards herds of sheep. The word stems from an amalgam of sheep herder.…
A shocking revelation has this morning shaken the Zimbabwean political sphere to the core. The sudden discovery by Joice Mujuru and her allies, who had…
1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…