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How to clean a rusty teapot

by Joe BlackPosted on27 July, 20189 February, 2020
Zimbabwe flag

When a teapot isn’t cleaned, it develops rust and a scaly build-up over time; if not cleaned regularly, it’ll make the cleaning of the teapot…

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Audiobook Lovers Listen Up! Behind Enemy Lines – A Sample

by Joe BlackPosted on15 March, 201820 March, 2018
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Updated below Now that the audiobook of Behind Enemy Lines and Other Stories is complete and will be available on all platforms soon, here’s a…

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Robert Mugabe 1980 Speeches

by Joe BlackPosted on18 April, 201718 April, 2017

4 March, 1980 © Adam Welz 17th April 1980  Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe Independence Speech – 17 April, 1980 The final countdown before the launching of…

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Blogger Sneaks Back Into Zimbabwe

by Joe BlackPosted on1 December, 20161 December, 2016

Keyboard warrior Joseph Ruzvidzo aka Joe Black yesterday sneaked back into the country, after weeks of speculation that he had jumped ship in anticipation of…

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20 Ways In Which Sanctions Have Ruined Zimbabwe

by Joe BlackPosted on14 October, 201614 October, 2016

Zimbabwe is in trouble. Fortunately for Zimbabweans, Zimbabwe’s rulers (yes, rulers not governors) through the Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation and Zimbabwe Newspapers (1980) Ltd always remind…

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The Drum Circle of Life

by Joe BlackPosted on11 September, 201611 September, 2016

Fanonites and Fanon-lites, Making Fanon sounds for foreign Likes, Baby Bantus and Mini Malcom Exes, Portly public figures expanding off excesses, Social-media socialists and supper…

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Captain’s Log: September 2016

by Joe BlackPosted on2 September, 201628 September, 2016

Day 366 of year 37, 3rd rock from the sun, Milky Way Galaxy Captain Broken Jaw, Slapaho Tribe, of the Imperial Metaship feckaduck, 2 September…

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Flag Party Supporters Twar at Public Meeting

by Joe BlackPosted on15 August, 20162 September, 2016

Wednesday, 24 April, 2019. HARARE – Mild chaos nearly broke out in Harare yesterday, at a public hearing on the Cyber-Chimurenga War Credentials Bill, when suspected Flag Party…

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I created a monster

by Joe BlackPosted on1 March, 201611 May, 2016

In case you’ve been under a rock, I created a digital magazine called NBO. NBO stands for None But Ourselves (can free our minds). It…

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The Day The Music (Almost) Died

by Joe BlackPosted on26 May, 201528 August, 2015

There was a loud bang, and the bus veered off the Harare-Bulawayo highway. It swerved into the roadside ditch and crashed on its side, plunging the…

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Africans Are Stupid

by Joe BlackPosted on21 May, 201521 May, 2015

People like things. That is a fact you cannot deny. There is a reason why the now-defunct (thank the gods) News of the World made…

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How To Score An Own Goal

by Joe BlackPosted on20 May, 201526 May, 2015

Hello to all our viewers around the world! Welcome to this wonderful Cup Final here at the Giant National Sports Stadium™ in sunny Harare. My…

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