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PICTURES: Zimbabwean blogger gets EU weapons training

by Joe BlackPosted on4 January, 20194 January, 2019

Shocking images prove that Western powers are training Zimbabweans to overthrow the government. Source: classified In a devastating revelation sure to cause shockwaves in Zimbabwean…

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Attacked By HIFA Car Guards

by Joe BlackPosted on3 May, 20179 May, 2017

Last night was a pretty ordinary night for HIFA. While we understand the operational challenges they’re experiencing, waiting 40 minutes for the opening show to…

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Wait … What?

by Joe BlackPosted on13 October, 2016

In our inaugural edition of “Wait … what?” I bring you the tweeted musings of one Saviour Kasukuwere of ZANU-PF. I will post these without…

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Flag Party Supporters Twar at Public Meeting

by Joe BlackPosted on15 August, 20162 September, 2016

Wednesday, 24 April, 2019. HARARE – Mild chaos nearly broke out in Harare yesterday, at a public hearing on the Cyber-Chimurenga War Credentials Bill, when suspected Flag Party…

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The One B*tch Theory of Social Media

by Joe BlackPosted on3 February, 201629 June, 2016

Is there always at least one bitch lurking on any social media platform at any one time? While looking at my Twitter, Facebook and WhatsApp…

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Sorry I blocked you on social media

by Joe BlackPosted on8 December, 20151 March, 2016

Listen, I am so sorry that I unfriended you on Facebook. Maybe we were just never really friends. Maybe it’s because we’ve never actually met.…

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Open Letter to Open Letter to Toni Braxton

by Joe BlackPosted on28 August, 20154 October, 2015

This was a twitter rant, but I may as well write it all down here for my Facebook Philistines. I had no choice but to…

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Zimbabwe Has a Skulls-Based Economy

by Joe BlackPosted on13 August, 201513 August, 2015

  Badluck Jonathan says economic recovery is secondary to the repatriation of skulls. Skulls which we have only begun to hear about recently. How can…

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I am glad Rhodes fell

by Joe BlackPosted on9 April, 201511 May, 2015

I haven’t been blogging much of late, chiefly because I have decided that I will no longer just write for writing’s sake, but only when I have something to say.

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EcoCash your tithes

by Joe BlackPosted on20 August, 2013

Being a very public atheist, I am trying very hard not to comment on this tweet from EcoCash. Now you can pay for your tithes…

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