There was a loud bang, and the bus veered off the Harare-Bulawayo highway. It swerved into the roadside ditch and crashed on its side, plunging the…
People like things. That is a fact you cannot deny. There is a reason why the now-defunct (thank the gods) News of the World made…
Hello to all our viewers around the world! Welcome to this wonderful Cup Final here at the Giant National Sports Stadium™ in sunny Harare. My…
I am an asshole. Let’s just stipulate that before we go any further. I wouldn’t want you thinking wow, this is nice, then reading on and…
I am sorry to start this off with a fake Mark Twain quote. I have always found it funny. Anyway. I know I have been…
I haven’t been blogging much of late, chiefly because I have decided that I will no longer just write for writing’s sake, but only when I have something to say.
Following the violence-marred weekend football match between hosts Highlanders and Caps United, I made sure to read match reports from the Bulawayo papers. I only…
It has been a year since I quit my job to work for myself. It has been (obviously) the toughest and most challenging year of…
Looking at me now, you wouldn’t believe I was once a fresh-faced Grade Seven pupil at Hartley Primary school, in mighty Chegutu town. I was…
A shepherd, or sheepherder, is a person who tends, herds, feeds, or guards herds of sheep. The word stems from an amalgam of sheep herder.…
A shocking revelation has this morning shaken the Zimbabwean political sphere to the core. The sudden discovery by Joice Mujuru and her allies, who had…
1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…