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20 Ways In Which Sanctions Have Ruined Zimbabwe

by Joe BlackPosted on14 October, 201614 October, 2016

Zimbabwe is in trouble. Fortunately for Zimbabweans, Zimbabwe’s rulers (yes, rulers not governors) through the Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation and Zimbabwe Newspapers (1980) Ltd always remind…

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How To Be A Zimbabwean Journalist

by Joe BlackPosted on16 September, 201526 September, 2018
Newspapers are held down by rocks to stop them blowing away at a news stand in Harare, Zimbabwe Monday, Nov. 20, 2017. Longtime President Robert Mugabe ignored a midday deadline set by the ruling party to step down or face impeachment proceedings, while Zimbabweans stunned by his lack of resignation during a national address vowed more protests to make him leave. (AP Photo/Ben Curtis)

Newspapers are held down by rocks to stop them blowing away at a news stand in Harare. (AP Photo/Ben Curtis) Or, An Anecdotally-Accumulated Anthology of…

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Open Letter to Open Letter to Toni Braxton

by Joe BlackPosted on28 August, 20154 October, 2015

This was a twitter rant, but I may as well write it all down here for my Facebook Philistines. I had no choice but to…

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How To Score An Own Goal

by Joe BlackPosted on20 May, 201526 May, 2015

Hello to all our viewers around the world! Welcome to this wonderful Cup Final here at the Giant National Sports Stadiumâ„¢ in sunny Harare. My…

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The Red Bandana Club

by Joe BlackPosted on18 February, 20152 March, 2015

Looking at me now, you wouldn’t believe I was once a fresh-faced Grade Seven pupil at Hartley Primary school, in mighty Chegutu town. I was…

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Great Zimbabwe sucks

by Joe BlackPosted on12 February, 201327 July, 2018

Yeah I said it. And I haven’t even been there, either. So the question is, does it suck because I’ve never been, or I’ve never…

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President Mugabe is not a UN tourism ambassador

by Joe BlackPosted on30 May, 201230 May, 2012

Firstly, there’s no such thing as a UNWTO “Tourism Ambassador”. If you’re confused about this, get your nose out The Herald and look it up.…

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Chombo is tackling corruption!

by Joe BlackPosted on5 October, 201029 November, 2012

This is too good, I have to post large chunks of it, without comment, unabridged. Exphasis is mine. THE Minister of Local Government, Rural and…

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