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Tag: Zanu Pf

Congratulations ZANU-PF

by Joe BlackPosted on15 August, 201320 January, 2015

Zimbabwe is politically immature. Unfortunately, this immaturity translates to insult laws, and the proscription of lawful assembly and the free dissemination of ideas. It means…

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Elections Soccer Special

by Joe BlackPosted on5 August, 20135 August, 2013

*switches to DeadBC* Good morning viewers, and welcome to this broadcast of the much- anticipated Erection Cup final between Green Bombers FC and RedMore United…

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ZANU thinks I’m stupid

by Joe BlackPosted on30 July, 201330 July, 2013

Western puppet. Delusional sell-out. White man’s dog doing the white man’s bidding. Fooled into advancing the white man’s regime change agenda. Chimbwasungata. I have been…

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Herald hypocrisy exposed

by Joe BlackPosted on18 July, 201318 July, 2013

  In today’s ZANU-PF propaganda tool The Herald, there’s a story on the use of stock photos in MDC-T’s recently-released manifesto. BARELY a week after…

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Hairy Twilight and the Werewolf of New Hallows

by Joe BlackPosted on20 November, 201220 November, 2012

So here we are. In the great saga that is my life story, there are a few stains that have marred my youth (that’s youth…

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Dear ‘journalists’

by Joe BlackPosted on17 September, 201217 September, 2012

A few questions from a concerned reader, since you seem to have lost all your focus over the past couple of weeks. By the way,…

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The Army is part of ZANU-PF

by Joe BlackPosted on9 May, 201210 May, 2012

Updated below The Army’s Chief of Staff, Major General Martin Chedondo, believes the army is there to protect the executive and other systems, not the…

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Televised Election Debate? Never

by Joe BlackPosted on24 April, 201224 April, 2012

Sir Nige is pining for a debate between (or amongst) our Presidential candidates: I can’t be the only one who longs for an open discussion…

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The price of freedom: responsibility

by Joe BlackPosted on24 April, 201224 April, 2012

I wonder what future generations will say about us. My parents suffered through colonisation, poverty and war. Then my generation came along and fecked it…

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The fruits of indigenisation

by Joe BlackPosted on27 January, 20119 January, 2013

So there’s this “prominent businessman and farmer” with what appears to be a chequered history, rife with allegations of smuggling and fraud, theft, arrests and…

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Here we go again

by Joe BlackPosted on9 December, 200929 November, 2012

Zanu PF’s fifth congress kicks off in Harare this morning, and in honour of this momentum event (not my words) I have a couple of…

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The fantasy of Western interference

by Joe BlackPosted on19 November, 200929 November, 2012

I am always amazed when I have conversations with certain friends of mine, or when I read the opinion section of The Herald, and read…

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