Okay, whoever the sub-editors at The Herald are, they’re just taking the piss.
Shakira was, however, expected to leave the country yesterday.
The pop star has shook the whole continent by her World Cup song Waka Waka, which contains lyrics from a popular Cameroonian song.
The Latin-pop superstar, born Shakira Mebarak Ripoll in the coastal city of Barranquilla, Colombia, Shakira, who goes by her first name only in Arabic means “woman full of grace,” belies her ancestry.
ZIMSEC need to visit this newsroom, and test everybody on ZJC English.