You would think, in 2011, that niggers would have learnt their lesson. But no, they haven’t. A fool really is born every minute. There are men walking around Harare, insistent that the women on their arms are chaste virgins, too modest to speak to the men they meet, too pure to give another guy the time of day night.
Listen, boys, if your girlfriend (if only for the night) is a waitress, it stands to reason that she will have male customers. And if you bring your girlfriend (if only for the night) out to the pub, she will hug them.
Don’t get upset.
If you’re gonna date a waitress, and I have NOTHING against waitresses, it stands to reason that she’ll be friendly with her male customers. If you bring her to the rugby bar, she will be popular, she will greet people, and she will hug men.
If you’re insecure, or if your game ain’t tight, and you can’t handle the above scenarios, please, please, PLEASE don’t date a waitress. Cos the fact is you WILL get pissed off, you’ll start acting like a dickwad and your waitress could tell you to go screw yourself.
I’m just saying.