The Weather Channel thinks I live in Salisbury. Yeah that’s right … fucking Salisbury, the capital of Southern Rhodesia.
A city that hasn’t existed since 1982, and a name that invokes disgust and hatred when mentioned in a free Zimbabwe.
Salisbury. It just SOUNDS racist, too. One of those colonial reminders that leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
I don’t live in Salisbury, Weather Channel.
I’m in Harare, bitch.