What the hell is wrong with people? Hamudi kuona vamwe vachifara, nhai? Why can’t you jes’ let others be happy in their relationships without trying to get a piece of the action.
Tell me you’ve heard this one before: 2 people are dating, seeing each other, bumping stomachs or whatever, right? There’s always somebody who comes along, and tries to either snatch or sample the goods. Why is this? Hamunyare.
The worst part is when, say, one of your homies is macking on your girl in the background. To all the snakes out there, hear me and hear me well. The chick always tells. No exception! Your mate knows when you’re trying to work on his girl, and trust me, it’s never worth the beat-down you’re gonna catch! Whether that beat-down is verbal or physical, is up to your particular negotiating skills, but it will come.
Watch yourselves people, it’s not like you’re not all getting enough already – why chase someone else’s goat when yours is providing enough milk to feed the needy?