Great weekend all round, but shock! horror! no booze involved, not even a single green! I must say being broke is the best thing that ever happened to me.
It’s surprising, but having no spending cash can actually be good for a brother. Imagine waking up sober on a SATURDAY MORNING! Yes, it happened to me, and wow it felt great. Honestly, I think I can count on the fingers of one hand, the number of times in the past year when I’ve been human on a Saturday morning (still not sure whether that’s a good or a bad thing).
I digress. So had a quiet weekend, watched some good football (and some bad football). Stormers are crap and Liverpool are great without Peter Crouch, ManUre still look good, Arse are still pathetic and Chelsea suddenly suck! And I’m almost finished reading The Da Vinci Code, so things went great all-round.
Small problem though: it’s been a couple of weeks since I had ….uhm…. gender relations, so a brother’s struggling a little bit. And whoever suggests I go to Cousin’s, f off in advance!