So Liverpool lost to Arsenal 1-1 last night. Stupid buggers, we should have won that shit. Arsenal suck, but we still unbeaten. Ho-hum.
Burst a tyre on the way to Kebab, so had to leave my car at the office. Cars suck, but we still alive. La-di-da.
Stuck at home until that’s sorted. Home sucks, but have food and alcohol. C’est la vie.
It IS silly season after all.