So I was robbed of my mobile phone (for the first time in two years) on Satuday night.
It would be a thing of beauty if it wasn’t so damn irritating; one guy brushes past and takes the phone, then passes it on to someone else who disappears. I grabbed this dude, and we bashed him against the wall a few times, turned his pockets out and … no phone.
This guy took all this questioning like a trooper, denying everything and giving away nothing – by the time my mate was done with him he was close to tears. But still no phone.