It’s not water, my guys.
Say a young man goes out on a Friday night, does HIFA, Symphony, Liquid Lounge and Stars.
Say this young man doesn’t drink whisky, but has decided to have at it cos it’s party weekend.
Say he drinks not just whisky, but brandy and (many) beers as well.
Say this young man (in his wisdom and against advice) drives his car around from venue to venue, then decides to head home at around 5 in the morning.
Said young man takes a wrong turn (allegedly) into the wrong apartment building, and gets to someone’s flat, tries the door, finds it unlocked, proceeds to enter, walks past a sleeping couple in the lounge, heads upstairs to the bedroom, takes off his shoes, lifts the covers and finds another couple sound asleep.
Does pandemonium ensue? Does the guy in his flat go ape-shit? Do the cops get called? Is the young man accused of thievery and tossed into the cells, only to be released close to mid-day?
Would you consider this young gentleman to be lucky he wasn’t shot dead or otherwise repelled as any intruder would?
Should this young man ever drink again?