Dear cousins from down south, we know you’ve always been the shadiest kid on the block, but okes, this is just stupid.
Madasgacar are better known for King Julien (and coups) and they’re not the best footballing nation on earth. Yeah, you’re 58 places higher on the FIFA rankings (as the Supersport chaps incessantly pointed out).
So why the fuck would you buy the ref? Really, I’m glad he missed that penalty, cos your dude was tackled so far out the box even Diego “Hand of God” Maradona and Eduardo “Splash Dive” Wenger would call it cheating!
And what’s up with the handball? Look, if your defenders are handling on the goal line, it’s a penalty, but not for THIS ref, oh no, it’s all legal.
Feeling a little insecurr ahead of the 2010 World Cup?
You jammy bastards.