1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…
Much ado has been made about WhatsApp adding a feature to indicate when a message has been read. The double-ticks, which indicate that a message…
I turned 35 on Wednesday. I am officially an Old Barley. I fit the stereotype of a grumpy old man, but I do like to…
Not a week passes by without me hearing a story of a mukuwasha who got up and said no, thanks but no thanks, marry your…
Inter-Generational Union And Nudity (IGUANA) Act [Proposed date of commencement : 3rd September, 2014.] To amend the criminal law in regard to sexual offences; to…
(Looking back, I realise I write a post like this every three damn years. It gets kind of depressing, but here goes.) Once again, we celebrate our…
There is suffering in Zimbabwe, whether it’s in the cities, the towns, or that rural village kwaNhingirikini. And it’s far too easy to ignore it.…
Yeah I said it. And I haven’t even been there, either. So the question is, does it suck because I’ve never been, or I’ve never…
I have loved this song since the first time I heard it over ten years ago. It is perfect. It is well written, well composed,…
So I’m sitting here in my office trying to get some work done, and Bruce is bouncing off the walls with boredom. I eventually convince…
She strained back, arching her body so that her silky black hair almost brushed his legs. He felt her shudder deep inside, losing control one…
So I walk up to the girl at Ballantyne Spar with two sixpacks of Mountain Dew in hand (the fact that I was buying Mountain…