Newspapers are held down by rocks to stop them blowing away at a news stand in Harare. (AP Photo/Ben Curtis) Or, An Anecdotally-Accumulated Anthology of…
This was a twitter rant, but I may as well write it all down here for my Facebook Philistines. I had no choice but to…
As Zimbabweans, we tend to talk a lot of shyte; I am one of the culprits. Here are a few things we love to say that…
It has been a year since I quit my job to work for myself. It has been (obviously) the toughest and most challenging year of…
1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…
Much ado has been made about WhatsApp adding a feature to indicate when a message has been read. The double-ticks, which indicate that a message…
Ladies and gentlefolk, meet Her Royal Highness Princess Sikhanyiso Dhlamini of Swaziland. The princess, nicknamed “Pashu” in the mountain kingdom (don’t ask why, no fecking…
Tinashe Panyangara celebrates the wicket of Andrew Poynter of Ireland during an ICC T20 World Cup match on March 17, 2014 in Sylhet, Bangladesh. (Photo…
Inter-Generational Union And Nudity (IGUANA) Act [Proposed date of commencement : 3rd September, 2014.] To amend the criminal law in regard to sexual offences; to…
(Looking back, I realise I write a post like this every three damn years. It gets kind of depressing, but here goes.) Once again, we celebrate our…
Yes, you doubting tomatoes, United Family International Ministries appears to have a YouTube account. They’ve posted a video purporting to show instant weight loss. The…
Yeah I said it. And I haven’t even been there, either. So the question is, does it suck because I’ve never been, or I’ve never…