Newspapers are held down by rocks to stop them blowing away at a news stand in Harare. (AP Photo/Ben Curtis) Or, An Anecdotally-Accumulated Anthology of…
This was a twitter rant, but I may as well write it all down here for my Facebook Philistines. I had no choice but to…
As Zimbabweans, we tend to talk a lot of shyte; I am one of the culprits. Here are a few things we love to say that…
There was a loud bang, and the bus veered off the Harare-Bulawayo highway. It swerved into the roadside ditch and crashed on its side, plunging the…
People like things. That is a fact you cannot deny. There is a reason why the now-defunct (thank the gods) News of the World made…
Hello to all our viewers around the world! Welcome to this wonderful Cup Final here at the Giant National Sports Stadium™ in sunny Harare. My…
I am sorry to start this off with a fake Mark Twain quote. I have always found it funny. Anyway. I know I have been…
I haven’t been blogging much of late, chiefly because I have decided that I will no longer just write for writing’s sake, but only when I have something to say.
Looking at me now, you wouldn’t believe I was once a fresh-faced Grade Seven pupil at Hartley Primary school, in mighty Chegutu town. I was…
A shepherd, or sheepherder, is a person who tends, herds, feeds, or guards herds of sheep. The word stems from an amalgam of sheep herder.…
1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…
Ladies and gentlefolk, meet Her Royal Highness Princess Sikhanyiso Dhlamini of Swaziland. The princess, nicknamed “Pashu” in the mountain kingdom (don’t ask why, no fecking…