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PICTURES: Zimbabwean blogger gets EU weapons training

by Joe BlackPosted on4 January, 20194 January, 2019

Shocking images prove that Western powers are training Zimbabweans to overthrow the government. Source: classified In a devastating revelation sure to cause shockwaves in Zimbabwean…

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Zimbabwe and the diaspora vote

by Joe BlackPosted on28 March, 201828 March, 2018

July 2016; members of Zimbabwe’s diaspora protest against Robert Mugabe in Johannesburg. Photo: Ihsaan Haffejee / Groundup Zimbabwe is a constant joke, I tell you. Nothing illustrates…

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Why We Kill Our Gods, Or Whatever

by Joe BlackPosted on27 November, 201727 November, 2017

I have had a long running spiritual conversation with myself, for over a decade. A massive debate, to be honest. Some time ago, I decided…

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Déjà vu in Southern Africa

by Joe BlackPosted on25 September, 201725 September, 2017

If you follow the story of Zimbabwe on social media and in the Western-sponsored regime-change media, you will have been subjected to a barrage of…

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Going on a Social Media Hiatus in June

by Joe BlackPosted on31 May, 2017

I do this thing sometimes, where I disconnect from all my personal social media accounts for a month. It’s usually when I’m under a lot…

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ZANU-PF Hikes Mobile Data Prices

by Joe BlackPosted on11 January, 2017

I am tired. I wrote about this over on CONSUMERIZIM: In one move, Telecoms Minister Supa Mandiwanzira has managed to strike a body blow not…

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The Richest Man in Bobylan

by Joe BlackPosted on26 October, 201626 October, 2016

I believe that everyone owns a bag of shit. That old suitcase, or cardbox, which has been steadily collecting random little things over the years.…

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The Drum Circle of Life

by Joe BlackPosted on11 September, 201611 September, 2016

Fanonites and Fanon-lites, Making Fanon sounds for foreign Likes, Baby Bantus and Mini Malcom Exes, Portly public figures expanding off excesses, Social-media socialists and supper…

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Captain’s Log: September 2016

by Joe BlackPosted on2 September, 201628 September, 2016

Day 366 of year 37, 3rd rock from the sun, Milky Way Galaxy Captain Broken Jaw, Slapaho Tribe, of the Imperial Metaship feckaduck, 2 September…

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Hell is other people, and Facebook is its waiting room

by Joe BlackPosted on11 May, 201617 August, 2017

So there are politics of Facebook friendship. Any activity is a potential minefield, be it posting a photo, a status update or (God forbid) changing…

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That Time of the Month

by Joe BlackPosted on1 February, 20161 February, 2016

It is the first of the month, which means that many men the world over are experiencing their monthly period. A period is the part…

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Oh Happy Day and Other Stories

by Joe BlackPosted on4 October, 201523 October, 2015

Well, isn’t this nice? England are out of the Rugby World Cup, having been whipped at The Home of Rugby™ by a free-flowing Australia side.…

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