Ladies and gentlefolk, meet Her Royal Highness Princess Sikhanyiso Dhlamini of Swaziland. The princess, nicknamed “Pashu” in the mountain kingdom (don’t ask why, no fecking…
I turned 35 on Wednesday. I am officially an Old Barley. I fit the stereotype of a grumpy old man, but I do like to…
Tinashe Panyangara celebrates the wicket of Andrew Poynter of Ireland during an ICC T20 World Cup match on March 17, 2014 in Sylhet, Bangladesh. (Photo…
Zimbabwe is politically immature. Unfortunately, this immaturity translates to insult laws, and the proscription of lawful assembly and the free dissemination of ideas. It means…
I drink a lot of whisky. In fact, not having touched a beer in three years, I don’t think a lot quite covers it. Some…
(Looking back, I realise I write a post like this every three damn years. It gets kind of depressing, but here goes.) Once again, we celebrate our…
Updated below So apparently the Mi Casa show in Harare tonight is off. Hanzi hatina kubhadharwa. To all our fans in Zimbabwe .. Unfortunately the…
See, I’ve often wondered (albeit rather briefly) if my occasional lack of compassion is indicative of some essential lack of morality in my soul –…
Yes, you. You’re the asshole zooming past me in the inside lane at breakneck speed, only to cut across and turn left. It’s you, isn’t…
Thanks for that. Thank you, dear friend, for the WhatsApp message. Thank you so much for the long, loooong joke that took me five minutes…
I have loved this song since the first time I heard it over ten years ago. It is perfect. It is well written, well composed,…
So I walk up to the girl at Ballantyne Spar with two sixpacks of Mountain Dew in hand (the fact that I was buying Mountain…