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Tag: soccer

Flag Party Supporters Twar at Public Meeting

by Joe BlackPosted on15 August, 20162 September, 2016

Wednesday, 24 April, 2019. HARARE – Mild chaos nearly broke out in Harare yesterday, at a public hearing on the Cyber-Chimurenga War Credentials Bill, when suspected Flag Party…

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The Day The Music (Almost) Died

by Joe BlackPosted on26 May, 201528 August, 2015

There was a loud bang, and the bus veered off the Harare-Bulawayo highway. It swerved into the roadside ditch and crashed on its side, plunging the…

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Africans Are Stupid

by Joe BlackPosted on21 May, 201521 May, 2015

People like things. That is a fact you cannot deny. There is a reason why the now-defunct (thank the gods) News of the World made…

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How To Score An Own Goal

by Joe BlackPosted on20 May, 201526 May, 2015

Hello to all our viewers around the world! Welcome to this wonderful Cup Final here at the Giant National Sports Stadium™ in sunny Harare. My…

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Give it horns, bru!

by Joe BlackPosted on15 June, 201015 June, 2010

So I hear all these people blowing their horns against the vuvuzela. Really, you gotta stop. FIFA thought about it last year, during the Confederations…

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Stick to soccer, Robson Sharuko

by Joe BlackPosted on28 May, 201029 November, 2012

We know you’re the Herald Sports Editor, but please Robson, stick to the football we all know you love so well. Writing awkward, over-elaborate sentences…

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