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African statement on the political crisis in the United Kingdom

by Joe BlackPosted on29 August, 201914 February, 2020

We pledge our support to the people of the United Kingdom who are protesting for democratic representation. We would like to take this opportunity to remind the unelected leader of Britain of his obligations to respect the democratic will of the people.

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The Richest Man in Bobylan

by Joe BlackPosted on26 October, 201626 October, 2016

I believe that everyone owns a bag of shit. That old suitcase, or cardbox, which has been steadily collecting random little things over the years.…

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Flag Party Supporters Twar at Public Meeting

by Joe BlackPosted on15 August, 20162 September, 2016

Wednesday, 24 April, 2019. HARARE – Mild chaos nearly broke out in Harare yesterday, at a public hearing on the Cyber-Chimurenga War Credentials Bill, when suspected Flag Party…

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How To Score An Own Goal

by Joe BlackPosted on20 May, 201526 May, 2015

Hello to all our viewers around the world! Welcome to this wonderful Cup Final here at the Giant National Sports Stadium™ in sunny Harare. My…

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Southern Eye Whitewash, Justify Hooliganism

by Joe BlackPosted on3 March, 20153 March, 2015

Following the violence-marred weekend football match between hosts Highlanders and Caps United, I made sure to read match reports from the Bulawayo papers. I only…

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Greatest Song of All Time of the Day

by Joe BlackPosted on8 May, 201328 April, 2016

Now, it’s never happened that a new song has become an instant G.O.A.T. here. Until now. This is Vakirai, a former schoolmate (and band-mate, but…

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President Mugabe is not a UN tourism ambassador

by Joe BlackPosted on30 May, 201230 May, 2012

Firstly, there’s no such thing as a UNWTO “Tourism Ambassador”. If you’re confused about this, get your nose out The Herald and look it up.…

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Caps United fans are a bunch of idiots

by Joe BlackPosted on21 June, 201121 June, 2011

Some would say this particular Caps United fan is surrendering to Dynamos (cos DeMbare kicked their ass, you see). But not me. I’m respectful and…

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