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Tag: WhatsApp

ZANU-PF Hikes Mobile Data Prices

by Joe BlackPosted on11 January, 2017

I am tired. I wrote about this over on CONSUMERIZIM: In one move, Telecoms Minister Supa Mandiwanzira has managed to strike a body blow not…

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The One B*tch Theory of Social Media

by Joe BlackPosted on3 February, 201629 June, 2016

Is there always at least one fool lurking on any social media platform at any one time? While looking at my Twitter, Facebook and WhatsApp…

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Sorry I blocked you on social media

by Joe BlackPosted on8 December, 20151 March, 2016

Listen, I am so sorry that I unfriended you on Facebook. Maybe we were just never really friends. Maybe it’s because we’ve never actually met.…

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I don’t care about your baby

by Joe BlackPosted on19 May, 201519 May, 2015

I am an asshole. Let’s just stipulate that before we go any further. I wouldn’t want you thinking wow, this is nice, then reading on and…

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The Black List, 2014 Edition

by Joe BlackPosted on8 January, 201520 January, 2015

1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…

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The Blue Tick Ballyhoo

by Joe BlackPosted on6 November, 20146 November, 2018

Much ado has been made about WhatsApp adding a feature to indicate when a message has been read. The double-ticks, which indicate that a message…

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Zimbabwe Cricket has gone crazy

by Joe BlackPosted on28 August, 201428 August, 2019
SYLHET, BANGLADESH - MARCH 17: Tinashe Panyangara of Zimbabwe celebrates the wicket of Andrew Poynter of Ireland during the ICC T20 World Cup match between Ireland and Zimbabwe played at Sylhet International Cricket Stadium on March 17, 2014 in Sylhet, Bangladesh. (Photo by Pal Pillai-IDI/IDI via Getty Images)

Tinashe Panyangara celebrates the wicket of Andrew Poynter of Ireland during an ICC T20 World Cup match on March 17, 2014 in Sylhet, Bangladesh. (Photo…

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That’s what friends are for?

by Joe BlackPosted on3 October, 20125 October, 2012

Thanks for that. Thank you, dear friend, for the WhatsApp message. Thank you so much for the long, loooong joke that took me five minutes…

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