The world cup cricket is coming soon – and with that Joe Black will be relocating to the islands in March – Bon Voyage son.
I have been reading a lot of articles about the WCC and just for your info I got my dollars on the West Indies cricket team – those black brothers are solid and yeah ladies if you want to see some fine brothers that’s the team to watch.
Anyway I just wanted to share with you an article I read about our beloved Zimbabwe Cricket team – and it seems jokes are rolling in about a team incapable of beating anyone.
The first joke I am sure you have heard it before it’s about a seven year old boy who was the center of a court room drama when he challenged a court ruling about who should have custody over him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and grand parents. At the boy’s request he was awarded to the Zimbabwean cricket team. The boy’s lawyer successfully argued that they were incapable of beating anyone.
Here are some new ones that got me rolling on the floor –
Q: What do Brendan Taylor and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both wear gloves for no apparent reason
Q: What is the height of optimism?
A. A Zimbabwean batsman applying sunscreen
Q. What does Prosper Utseya put in his hand to make sure the next ball almost takes a wicket?
A. A bat
Q. What is the Zimbabwean version of a hat trick?
A. Three runs in three balls
Q. What do you call a Zimbabwean with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler
Q. Who in the Zimbabwean team spends most of the time on the crease?
A. The person who irons the team’s trousers
Anyway lets hope we will “insert some teams and crumble them”!!